Khoo

My surname is KHOO
In Malay, it sounds like "ku"
I like the people that I like call me floranceku

haha.. lol just being random

quite a long time ago,
when my family is discussing about my brother's nickname
I suggested "rindu"
so that my brother RINDU KHOO --> rinduku (think of me)

my dad's friend named Cinta Chua
so my dad suggested CINTA KHOO--> cintaku (love me)

haha lol. funny right? though I posted in fb before
I bet quite a lot of people dont understand that time

random

男生爱看美女
女生爱听甜言蜜语

所以，

女生化妆

男生说谎

Contact lens

the contact lens very big right? ;P

This pair of contact lens are cheap (RM 15 only)

not advisable to buy tho

I wore this 5 times then I threw them. these are 3 months disposable

because I know eyes are very important!

yea.. though they make your eyes bigger/nicer

they're harmful as the colour will fall

IN YOUR EYES!!

dangerous la!! better don't wear them often

just wear them for important event

if you really want, go optical shops to buy a pair of relatively expensive lens

more guarantee

jokes?

yo yo yo~

from my frenz :x haha

just for fun ;)
these jokes are more to perasan tho


1.) when people said, "ahhh~ so hot!" you can say, "because I'm here" or "because she stands beside you".
In Chinese: 人家说“好热啊！”，你回“因为我在这里，我的热情好像一把火，燃烧了整个沙漠..”

2.) "It's my pleasure to know those pretties". You may reply,"then it's your pleasure to know me" (Ng 2011)





and then I have no idea now.
But I read some jokes included those which are super perasan from others

1.) I know many hot guys commit suicide because of me

2.)

某偶遇一“自恋帮”，不由地想要采访他们帮主。帮主有两位，一男一女。还未等我开口，就见男帮主摆一“思想者”pose在我面前。

自恋男：“先自我介绍一下，我叫贝克汉公。公认的‘人中吕布，马中赤兔’。”

某：“这是你座右铭不？”

自恋男：“不是，我座右铭为山无陵，天地合，才敢不英俊。”

某：“呃。有没有人说过你欠扁呀？”

自 恋男：“唉，有次我走到街上，一群美女栏住我说我帅，我不承认，她们就打我，骂我虚伪！！第二次我走到街上，又一群美女拦住我说我帅，我承认了，她们又打 我，骂我不虚伪！！第三次我走到大街上，又一大群美女拦住我说我帅，我没回应，她们又打我，骂我：‘帅得拽成这样！’长得帅不是我的错，喜欢我就是她们自 己的问题。”

某：“呃。。那么不好意思，请你 做一个最帅的样子出来。”

自恋男：“不用做了，现在已经是了。”

某：“那做个最丑的样子出来。”

自恋男：“也不用做了，再怎么做也不会丑的~~~世界的人需要我帅！我不能不帅！！”

某：“呃。。。这世上有你最崇拜的人不？”

自恋男：“如果我要找个崇拜的人，我得照镜子。”

某：“那么你有啥愿望呀？”

自恋男：“下辈子我要作女人，找一个像我这样的男人。”

某：“哦。。。。你还有什么话要说呀？”

自恋男：“ 如果帅是一种罪，那我已经罪犯滔天；如果酷是一种错，那我已经一错再错；如果聪明要受到惩罚，那我不是要被千刀万剐？”

某：“。。。。。。”

接下来是女帮主，某：“你好，很高兴认识你。”

自恋女：“你也觉得认识我是件很光荣的事吗？能认识我这么个美女明星是你的荣幸~我勉强地帮你签个名吧！不用担心见不到我.因为我经常出现在电视上~人太红了没办法。”

某：“请问您芳名。”

自恋女：“X黛玉，因为气质像所以才得此名。不过，别人都叫我神仙姐姐，不用客气，你也这么叫我吧。”

某：“恩。你有夸过别人漂亮吗？”

自恋女：“有吧。。其实你也蛮美的，美到什么程度呢，美到只比我丑那么一点。。。”

某：“恩。。谢谢夸奖。你也有座右铭吧？”

自恋女：“哦，有幅对联，我觉得挺适合我，上联:看背影迷倒千军万马，下联:转过头男生爱的跳楼  。”

某：“那你觉得自己是什么类型的女生？”

自恋女：“人见人爱，花见花开，车见车载。所以我不太敢出门，怕把别人电伤。”

某：“可以读女子学校呀？”

自恋女：“不好的，我男女通杀，老少通吃。。。这我也不想伤害他们呀。”

某：“恩。。。你挺善良的嘛。”

自恋女：“善良得我自己都想哭了555要是美丽可以当饭吃，那么我可以养活30亿人口了。”

某：“你似乎挺完美的。”

自恋女：“唉，世上无完人，我唯一的缺点就是自己太谦虚了，为什么总是只说出自己优点的0.1%？”

某终于无言。

回家后，两天吃不下饭，被医生诊断为厌食症。体重下降后，接到X黛玉的电话：“有句话说的好，和瘦子在一起人也会变瘦的，你马上也会拥有和我一样的身材，祝贺你！”

呕……

3.)

All girls are beautiful, after the lights are switched off!
- Shakespeare.

All boys are innocent before the lights are off,

- Shakespeare's wife..:)

4.)

When you feel sad and alone,
When everyone seem to be leaving you,
when the world seems to be fading away into the mist,
please let me know: I will take you to the eye specialist for a checkup!

5.)

Secrets for a happy and healthy life:
Get a girlfriend who cooks well.
Get a girlfriend who takes care well.
Get a girlfriend who looks well.
And most of all make sure that these three girls don't meet each other!

6.)
I want you to be with me on a cheerful night,
in a nice restaurant,
candlelight dinner,
superb menu,
and say the 3 important words to you.
PAY THE BILL!

7.)

3 stupid stages of life!

Teen age:
Have Time + Energy …but No Money

... Working Age:
Have Money + Energy …but No Time

Old age:
Have Time + Money …but no Energy

8.)
When life is going wrong,
when relations break up,
when sorrow engulfs you,
when tears flow down your eyes,
just give me a call:
because I sell tissue papers!

9.)
Laugh out loud throughout the day.
Dance happily without a care.
Jump and walk happily on the streets.
Only then will people start telling:
Oh what a pity! became mental at such a young age.

10.)

I have lots of jokes in my mobile.
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time.
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
"You are so beautiful"


lol.

Looking for JOB?

Hello :)

If you're interested to be a promoter,
promoting CHECKHUP coffee
then you must look through this!!

Wages: RM60/day (exclude commission)
Time: 11am to 9pm
Date: 17 December 2011 to 2 January 2012 (no holidays in between)
Venue: Sunway Giza (Near IKEA)

What will you do? Standing at the booth and sell coffee

If you wanna know further details, inbox me in facebook :)






各位，如果你对这份工作有兴趣，可在facebook与我联系

这份工主要是要你在摊位卖咖啡

地点是Sunway Giza （靠近IKEA）
11点至9点
由 17.12 至 2.1（明年）[期间无假期]
RM60/天 + commission

read till the end

THE SHIRT nice right? a present from Janice

3Q =3=

The red cutie (from Nee) also very cute

thx for the accrued gift :3

thanks a lot. u guys made me feel bad that I didn't prepare anything for u both la

anyway, babes

I'm WORKING now!! hehe XD

surprising? or shocked?

leesuelynn obviously was shocked when she heard this -.-

I think "unbelievable", "impossible", "undetectable" theseee kind of words pop up in her brain

Actually, I'm not planning to work

I really dont know why now I'm working????

oh yea~ I remember...

that day, my dad asked, "girl, do you want to work?"

I answer, "sure"

then wtf I didn't go to my class trip

Now non-stop calling out wohmaigodshitmyhandphonefee

to rent a hall for an event in new year

any recommendation??

venue must be in KL, which can fit 2k people

OH MY DEAR FRENZZZZ,

anyone interested to find a job in Sunway Giza? (nearby IKEA)

as promoter :)

I'll post the details tonight

(stay tune)

immapro (Y)

dinner with babes

u made me day

hey peeps! After finals, pheww.. take a break and go out with pretties ;)
So, went out with Janice and Nee (venue: Mid Valley)
I watched 2 movies in a day XD with Janice
Nee only watched 1.

1st movie

那些年,我们一起追的女孩

comment: nice but binntai

ohh goshh

damn creative two guys masturbate in the classroom -.-

I was like stonned when I saw that *speechless*

you'll found it quite sick if you know chinese.

seriously, very sick

2nd movie

 The Adventure of Tintin

Comment: not bad.

The caption is drunkard, always ruin the plans -.-

not that like him.

I like the polices, damn funny XD

 Cheeze ^^v we waited for half an hour for the 1st show 

so, perasan sikit dulu :P

Time to gain weight??

She so thin and in contrast, I'm chubby

I know, my hair damn messy :(

SMILE

SAD

 

:3

;) *wink*

 

 ^^v

dou gai ngan retards??

  

Speechless -.-

Sniffffffff

Should be ANGRY

but Janice looked like she saw something disgusting?

she saw u?? ;P

Had a wonderful day with them tho

Shopping with them

looking at the dresses

 They don't like to look at long dress due to the limitation of height

hahaha XD they're so cuteeeeeeee

the TOPSHOP dress attracted my attention as well as its price

RM 276 (50% discount) --> RM 136

I want it badly therefore I reserved it

I'm gonna buy it SOON

Love it!!

hey girls, thx

you'd made my day

<3

PROM 151111

 Oh yeah oh yeah
 PROM prom prom woooohh~
finally it came
lalalala I didn't find professional to make up
bcos my mum said WASTE MONEY
then dotdotdot...
I make up myself, I know it's erm.. normal?? hehe
Let me practice at home 1st, seriously I dont dare to risk my prom night

 retards lol.

 Ehh.. I got bend down :P

Potential prom king weiyh ;)

 she damn pretty right ;)

 I'm sorryy!! I feel like a light bulb omg!!

My prom night is just like clubbing

I thought the guys are inviting the girls to dance slowly (waltz?) there

LOL I'd planned to dance with girl

I was well-prepared to invite you you you to dance but 

hmmmmmmmmmmmm.. what the heck
if I know this earlier, I would have wearing short dress lol.

but nvm.. so many hot girls accompany me

many girls ARE SO PRETTY & SEXY

guys also *wink*

yeng!

Taylor's SAM prom 2011 was fun

our principle also shufff-fling omg

made an EPIC video for us!!

those lecturers are so cooperative omg *admiring*

They are so open, especially Mr James AWESOME cute!!

cant stop laughing when I see that video. 

Too bad that Taylor's wont post it out~ :{

It's alright! Just let those who dont wanna attend miss it :P *daisei*

Photos, TOO LITTLE!!

omg!! just 200+ for few hours *complaining*

nvm.. will take more next time XD

aiyaya.. damn regret that time no guts to take photo with him
mao arr!! Should have take 1 pict with him :(
He is just a random guy in my college, with thumb up hairstyle.